Are you feeling a little blue today? Could you use some sort of a pick-me-up? If so, you’ve clicked on the right post. We have a joke that is guaranteed to turn that frown upside down.
In the joke, a husband insults his wife by telling her that she should start washing her clothes in Slim Fast. Naturally, his wife is not amused by the childish attack. However, she decides to not let him off the hook that easy.
The next morning, she delivers a downright hilarious act of revenge! Take look below to see the whole joke.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What in the world is this?” He said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She replied with a snicker, “It’s not talcum powder It’s ‘Miracle Grow!’”