Oh, you think he was going to stay off your bed just cuz you said so? Think again human!
Yes. We understand! We understand perfectly. Please don’t hurt us!
Every dog loves bacon, but when you’re gone and they run out do you really think they’ll wait until you get home? This explains that bacon smell you’ve always wondered about. Yp, your dog knows how to cook.
Dogs are so excited when you leave so they can play hide and seek in your closet. Now if only they could figure out how to play dress up.
Dogs love the way pianos sound and when you aren’t home they definitely mess around on it. They have short little fingers though so it doesn’t sound good at all. Be glad you’re gone.
You locked the door and dogs haven’t figured out how to unlock it yet, but they have figured out how to check up on their doggy pals using doggyfacebook.com.
Every dog knows when they aren’t allowed on the furniture, but if you aren’t home what you don’t know can’t hurt you.
So when you aren’t home your dogs takes this opportunity to raid the fridge so be sure not to leave it open. You may even have to buy a lock!